I gave my love a silver ring
Said “It’s you that I adore”
She placed it in a trinket box
Then threw me out the door
I gave my love some sweet perfume
She fumed “You think I smell?”
I threw myself right out that door
Before she gave me Hell
I gave my love a chocolate heaven
Sweets from all round the world
I slammed the door and ran away
As each one at me she hurled
I gave my love a single rose
Of deepest velvet red
She pulled me in and closed the door
Then lead me to her bed
It’s not that easy being a man
Knowing just what gift to give
But persevere, you’ll get it right
And for the rest they will forgive
Copyright: authorchrisbrown
Hahaha!!! The chocolate one cracked me up!!
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Haha thank you 😊
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